The Laws According to Loki

I thought I would share with you the Laws According to Loki, otherwise known as "Laws of the Chihuahua"

1. If I sniff it... it is mine!
2. If I see it... it is mine!
3. If I lick it... it is mine!
4. If it squeaks... it is mine!
5. If I sleep on it... it is mine!
6. If I sit on it... it is mine!
7. If it fits in my mouth... it is mine!
8. If you are eating it I want it!
9. If you are drinking it I want it!
10. If it stinks I shall roll on it!
11. If it is broken... it is yours!
12. Cats are evil!
13. You may only drive with Chihauhua supervision!
14. More laws may be added if you get something new I want!